בדיחה שגנבתי מאחד ממדורי הספורט האמריקאי.

הסוהר התורן פונה לארון הרננדז בתאו.

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"זאת אמא שלי", פונה הרננזד נרגש?

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זה העורך דין שלי? מנסה שוב?

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החברה שלי?  לא?

הבן של השכנים ששחקתי אתו מסירות בשכונה? - לא?

אז מי הרננדז אובד עצות..

האוקלנד ריידרס עונה הסוהר...

הנושא נעול

Tom Brady lines up in a shotgun formation on 3rd and 10. Aaron Hernandez initially lines up as a tight end, but Brady motions him out into the slot, forcing the safety to shift over into coverage. At the snap, Hernandez cuts inside before making a sharp turn towards the sideline and Tommy B hits him for 11 yards. 1st down New England.

Two things in particular make this play unique. One, it was the last pattern Hernandez ran in 2012 and it was the last catch he will ever make as a Patriot. And two, since the play didn't result in a touchdown, it means that someone must have tackled him. And just who was it that brought him down? Who was the last NFL player to tackle Aaron Hernandez?

Bernard Pollard

 

Tom Brady lines up in a shotgun formation on 3rd and 10. Aaron Hernandez initially lines up as a tight end, but Brady motions him out into the slot, forcing the safety to shift over into coverage. At the snap, Hernandez cuts inside before making a sharp turn towards the sideline and Tommy B hits him for 11 yards. 1st down New England.

Two things in particular make this play unique. One, it was the last pattern Hernandez ran in 2012 and it was the last catch he will ever make as a Patriot. And two, since the play didn't result in a touchdown, it means that someone must have tackled him. And just who was it that brought him down? Who was the last NFL player to tackle Aaron Hernandez?

Bernard Pollard

 

and the legend continues...

פטריוט קילר, איזה מלך ואחלה תפיסה למי שעלה על זה

Tom Brady lines up in a shotgun formation on 3rd and 10. Aaron Hernandez initially lines up as a tight end, but Brady motions him out into the slot, forcing the safety to shift over into coverage. At the snap, Hernandez cuts inside before making a sharp turn towards the sideline and Tommy B hits him for 11 yards. 1st down New England.

Two things in particular make this play unique. One, it was the last pattern Hernandez ran in 2012 and it was the last catch he will ever make as a Patriot. And two, since the play didn't result in a touchdown, it means that someone must have tackled him. And just who was it that brought him down? Who was the last NFL player to tackle Aaron Hernandez?

Bernard Pollard

 

חשבתי בהתחלה שגם זו בדיחה. בריידי שם את הרננדז בשוטגאן... והרננדז צועק עליו שהוא בכלל מעדיף את הפיסטול

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